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Writing prompt/note to self

Write Trope Namer stories for all of these:

“A Ghost Head is a type of Cybernetic Allen Key which a Fake Thomas Jefferson uses to Impeach The Goddamn President. Used mostly when a writer is Combing His Hair or Speaking Fluent Cat, although if a character is Shirtless And Hungry it can be used to give them a Fire Island Swirlie. See also The Alien Is Not An Alien and Germany Fits In My Pocket.”

Something Awful forums, on TVTropes’s effects on language*

*Please note that none of these are actually tropes. They could be, though, one day… they definitely could be…**

**Maybe they’re from an Alternate Universe version of TV Tropes?

—From the TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Vocabulary page on TV Tropes. Is #trufax